37 High Thoughts Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind

by Kat Austin September 26, 2023 5 min read

37 High Thoughts Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind - Vida Optima™

Hey there, curious minds! If you've ever found yourself lost in thought, contemplating life's mysteries or just pondering the strange and wonderful intricacies of the world, you're not alone. This is especially true if you notice your mind spinning after partaking in a THC toke–we’ve been there!

In fact, we're diving deep into the fascinating realm of "high thoughts" - those whimsical musings that seem to float through our minds, especially when our creativity is sparked or, let's say, elevated.

What Are High Thoughts?

A relaxed woman deep in thought while smoking a cannabis joint.

High thoughts, often associated with moments of increased creativity or altered consciousness, are the quirky, innovative, and sometimes absurd ideas that pop into our heads when we're in a relaxed, introspective state–like when we’re enjoying a nice cannabis buzz. 

These thoughts can stem from a variety of factors, including brainstorming, meditation, or, as the name suggests, certain altered states of mind. It's like your brain taking a detour on the highway of normal thinking and exploring the scenic routes of imagination.

So, if you’re ready to take your brain on an adventure, dig right in:

The High Thoughts Journey Starts Here

1. What if we're all just tiny specks in someone else's giant universe?

Just as we study atoms and particles, what if we're part of something incomprehensibly larger in the eyes of a higher being?

2. What if our dreams are a glimpse into the future, but we can't decipher them accurately?

Dreams can be cryptic and strange. Could they be visions of what's to come, if only we could decode them? That’s pretty good incentive to improve your sleep quality

3. What if we're all living in a massive computer simulation and have no idea?

The concept that our reality is just an advanced computer program is a popular topic in contemporary philosophy. Are we living in a digital matrix?

4. What if deja vu is just us experiencing a glitch in the matrix?

That feeling of "I've been here before" might be a hiccup in the grand design of our simulated reality.

5. What if the world is a shared dream, and when we die, we wake up?

An intriguing thought: what if life is just a collective dream we're all experiencing, and death is waking up to another reality?

6. What if plants are actually highly intelligent, but they communicate on a timescale too slow for us to perceive?

Plants have incredible ways of interacting with their environment. What if they're actually sharing deep thoughts over the centuries?

7. What if the meaning of life is simply to give life meaning?

A philosophical pondering: could the purpose of our existence be to define our purpose and bring meaning to our journey?

8. Does a straw have one hole or two?

Its both, right?

9. How can you panic-fall in your dreams?

How can your brain and body replicate the feeling of falling from a high place in your dreams if you’ve never actually experienced that before?

10. What if the universe is just a giant living organism?

We're cells in a vast, celestial body.

11. Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.

Just be careful testing this one.

12. When you say “scent,” is the S or the C silent?

Words are hard. 

14. What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose was going to grow?

Truth or lie?

15. “I’m sorry,” and, “I apologize,” have the exact same meaning unless you’re at a funeral.

You probably don’t want to say the latter. 

16. Technically, the brain named itself.

But it also named everything else, right?

17. Your name is just a random noise used to signal you. 

When you ask for someone’s name, you’re essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention.

18. What if we could taste words?

Would conversations be more delightful or distasteful?

19. If you wait until the last minute to procrastinate, does that make you a proactive procrastinator or just a skilled time-traveler?

Either way, it gets done, right?

20. Why do doctors and nurses leave the room before you take off your clothes — but then come right back in while you’re in your underwear?

Can we get some privacy, please?

21. How come you can “drink” drinks, but you can’t “food” food?

From now on we’re “fooding” every time. 

22. When you clap, you’re really just hitting yourself because you enjoy something. 

Who came up with the idea of hitting ourselves on the hands when we enjoy a performance?

23. Why didn’t Cinderella’s shoe vanish at midnight like the rest of her ball outfit?

Fairy godmother was instigating something, wasn’t she?

Person prepares to light and smoke a cannabis joint

24. Who taught the first teacher?

Someone’s gotta do it!

25. If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Don’t test this one too many times!

26. Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?

Do they just leave them open?

27. If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

And shouldn’t you be getting paid?

28. If they use crash test dummies to test things, how do they test crash test dummies?

This seems like a major flaw in safety testing.

29. The saying “life’s not fair” disproves itself. 

If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean it’s actually fair?

30. Nothing is ever really on fire because fire is actually on things.

It’s still a pretty spicy situation, though. 

31. Popcorn is explosions frozen in time that you can eat.

It’s a pretty tasty artifact. 

31. Right now, you are both the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be.

Make the best of it!

32. Throw a rock into a lake and you could be the last person to touch that rock until the end of time.

That’s one way to leave your mark. 

33. Is it called night because there is no light?

Makes you wonder where the word “day” comes from. 

34. You can never stand backward on stairs.

You could probably walk backwards down them, but we wouldn’t recommend it!

35. What if dogs play fetch just because they think you enjoy throwing things and want to make you happy?

Man’s best friend!

36. Lasagna is spaghetti-flavored cake.

And isn’t a hotdog technically a taco?

37. Who was the first person that saw cannabis and decided, “Hey, I'm gonna smoke this and see what happens?”

A great philosopher! We owe him big time. 

What Are Your High Thoughts?

Keep exploring the bizarre, fascinating world of high thoughts! Who knows, you might stumble upon the next big idea that changes the world, or at least sparks a lively conversation over dinner. Remember, let your imagination roam free, and let those high thoughts take you on unexpected and exhilarating adventures. Stay curious, stay inspired! 

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