17 Unheard-of Hilarious Weed Strain Names

by Kat Austin January 23, 2024 3 min read

17 Unheard-of Hilarious Weed Strain Names - Vida Optima™

Hey buds! Ever wondered what's up with those funky weed strain names that sound more like an inside joke than something you smoke? Well, we've got the lowdown on the 17 funniest weed names that will have you rolling with laughter. 

From "Unicorn Poop" to "Bob Saget OG," we're diving into the wacky world of weed names, plus some specs to help you pick your favorite. So, grab your favorite munchies, settle in, and let's take a laid-back trip through the highs and giggles of these funny strain names. 

A person holding a large nug of one of the listed weed stains

Funniest Weed Names + Strain Info

1. Lumpy Space Princess

LSP anyone? Because every space adventure needs a little lumpiness.

  • Type: Hybrid
  • THC Content: 23.50%

2. Unicorn Poop

Magical and sparkly—just like unicorns' bathroom breaks

  • Type: Indica
  • THC Content: 23.4%

3. Snicklefritz

Put the fritz in the snickle and light it on up.

  • Type: 50/50 Hybrid
  • Cross:  East Coast Sour Diesel x Shishkaberry.
  • THC Content: 15-20%

4. Super Boof

We guess they named it this because it's highly potent–but don't get any ideas. It doesn't work that way. 

  • Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid 
  • Cross: Black Cherry Punch x Tropicana Cookies
  • THC Content: 28%

5. Cat Piss Cookies

Perfectly pungent and sweet, not recommended for actual feline consumption.

  • Type: Sativa
  • Cross: Super Silver Haze phenotype
  • THC Content: 17%

6. Future Ex Wife

Guaranteed to ease the stress of past relationships–for a limited time only. 

  • Type: 50/50 Hybrid
  • THC Content: 23%
  • Cross: Divorce Cake x Zkittles.  

7. Schnazzleberry

Like Wonka’s secret recipe, this strain’s genetics are an industry secret. 

  • Type: Indica
  • Cross: ??
  • THC Content: 15-25%

8. Purple Monkey Balls

It gets its name from its purple, fuzzy appearance. 

  • Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid 
  • Cross: Grand Daddy Purple x Deep Chunk
  • THC Content: 19%

9. Alaskan Thunder F*ck

Brace yourself for a thunderstorm of euphoria from complicated, unknown genetics.

  • Type: Sativa
  • Cross:  unnamed Northern California x unnamed Russian ruderalis x Afghani indica landrace
  • THC Content: 16%

10. Chernobyl

Not as radioactive as it sounds, but it might leave you glowing.

  • Type: Hybrid
  • Cross: Trainwreck x Jack the Ripper x Trinity
  • THC Content: 19%

11. Bruce Banner

Sounds like it packs a powerful green punch. 

  • Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid
  • Cross: OG Kush x Strawberry Diesel
  • THC Content: 21%

14. Candyland

A sweet escape to a euphoric wonderland.

  • Type: Sativa
  • Cross: Grandaddy Purple x Bay Platinum Cookies
  • THC Content: 19%

15. Bob Saget OG

 Guaranteed to make you laugh, just like the OG himself.

  • Type: Sativa
  • Cross: Pre-98 Bubba Kush x Afghani
  • THC Content: 18%

16. Alien Breath

Take a breath; it's not as extraterrestrial as it sounds.

  • Type: Hybrid
  • Cross: POGO (Purple Alien OG x Goji OG) x Berry Breath (Blackberry x Grateful Breath)
  • THC Content: 22%

17. Barack O’Bubba

Presidential excellence in every puff.

  • Type: Hybrid
  • Cross: West Coast Dawg x Old World Pakistani Kush
  • THC Content: 22%
A fully mature strain of weed expressing a purple flower

How Do Weed Strains Get Their Names?

Weed strains get their names in various ways, often reflecting a combination of the strain's origins, effects, aroma, and sometimes a playful nod to pop culture. 

Breeders and cultivators may draw inspiration from the strain's lineage, unique characteristics, or even personal experiences. The naming process in the cannabis world is a mix of creativity, humor, and a desire to capture the essence of each strain.

In other words, it’s just good marketing. The weed’s name serves to give you some insight on what to expect, where the stain came from, or (like with these funny weed names) attract attention to new weed strains. 

Looking for Hemp THC?

Some cannabis strains, particularly those derived from hemp (like Delta-8 flowerand HHC flower) are federally legal, and are therefore more accessible than traditional cannabis products. In fact, you can buy hemp THC flower online and have it shipped directly to your door. 

If you’re looking for legal, hemp-derived THC products, check out out Elev8 Delta-8-THC and Cloud9 Delta-9-THC Collections.

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